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parental discretion Will cleanse any sense of innuendo or sarcasm From the
lyrics that might actually make you think And will also insult your
intelligence at the same time
So protect your family. This album
contains explicit depictions Of things which are real. These real things
are commonly known as life. So, if it sounds sarcastic, don't take it
seriously. If it sounds dangerous, Do not try this at home or at
all. And if it offends you, just don't listen to it.
The Meaning Of Life
On the way Trying to get where I'd like to say I'm always
feeling steered away By someone trying to tell me What to say and do I
don't want it I gotta go find my own way I gotta go make my own
mistakes Sorry man for feeling Feeling the way I do On yeah, Oh
yeah Open wide and they'll shove in Their meaning of life Oh yeah, Oh
yeah But not for me I'll do it on my own Oh yeah, Oh yeah Open wide and
swallow their meaning of life I can't make it work your way Thanks but no
thanks By the way I know your path has been tried and so It may seem
like the way to go Me, I'd rather be found Trying something new And the
bottom line In all of this seems to say There's no right and wrong
way Sorry if I don't feel like Living the way you do
MOTA
Mota! Everyday, well it's the same That bong that's on
the table starts to call My name I take a hit and zone out again I'll
be paranoid and hungry by a quarter to ten Watching reruns on my TV I'm
laughing off my ass at Three's Company I don't know if I'm understood Buy
hearing Jimmy Buffett never sounded so good Your memory's gone and so is your
life (your life)
Mota Boy But losing out just never felt so
right Your enemy's you and so is your life (your life) Mota Boy But
losing out might feel okay all night Mota!
I'm driving down to the
barrio Going 15 miles an hour cause I'm already stoned Give the guy a
twenty and wait in the car He tosses me a baggie then he runs real far I
take a hit but it smells like a clove Oh fuck I got a baggie of
oregano This ritual is destroying me But I guess it could be worse It
could be methedrine
Your memory's gone and so is your life (your
life) Mota Boy But losing out just never felt so right Your enemy's you
and your couch is your life (Your Life)
Mota Boy But losing out
might take Losing out might take you all night Mota! Losing out might
feel okay all night Yeah losing out might feel okay all life
Me & My Old Lady
Me and my old lady Lay in bed all day And when I say I
love her Well she rolls the other way But really she don't mean
it Everything she says Still if I believe in love There's nothing
wrong There's nothing wrong with my head
Me and my old lady Sit and
sip on wine And when she says she loves me Will I say that love is
blind But really I don't mean it Everything I say Still if she believes
in love There's nothing wrong There's nothing wrong with her
head
So what if we're making a scene now You know she don't give a
shit When she's pawin' and grabbin' on me now You know I don't mind a
bit It's all good and we Ain't gonna change now The world is
unaware So if you want to go on and stare Cause we don't care
She
ain't no ball and chain Me and my old lady Suck each other dry And when
in that position I'm the luckiest man alive Quenching our
libidos Passing time away Now that I believe in love There's nothing
wrong There's nothing wrong with my head
Cool To Hate
I hate a lot of things I hate a lot of people that are
lame I like to hate stuff Cause then I don't havae to try and make A
change I hate teachers I hate school I hate the cheerleaders And
anyone who's cool I hate the office I hate the Quad Don't wanna learn
nothing I want to be a slob
It's cool to hate It's cool to
hate I don't like nothing and I like that fine (Liking something's just a
waste of time) It's cool to hate It's cool to hate I don't like nothing
and I like that fine (Liking something's just a waste of time) I don't
like nothing and like that fine (Liking something's just a waste of
time) Yeah I hate everything I even hate you too So fuck you
I'm
always thinking bad I never have nothing good to say I'd rather tear
things down Than build them up It's easier that way I hate the
jocks And I hate the geeks I hate the trendies But I also hate the
freaks I hate Dr. Martens And Muscle T's I'm only happy when I'm in my
misery I'll cut you down and give you lip Being positive's so
unhip I'll cut you down cause I'm a fool Being positive's so
uncool
I hate the jocks Annd I hate the geeks I hate the
trendies But I also hate the freaks I hate your band And I hate
TV I'm only happy when I'm in my misery
Leave it behind
Rage burns can't push it aside now Can't forgive this grudge
is alive now All the rage eats you up inside Can you leave it
behind What a surprise -- You're fucked with again Yeah It's a way of
life you need to get over All the rage just eats you alive Can you leave
it behind I don't know where it'll end The sun has set And I can't be
friends I don't know if I can forgive The day is long But you were so
dead wrong
Gone Away
Maybe in another life I could find you there Pulled away
before your time I can't deal it's so unfair
And it feels And it
feels like Heaven's so far away And it feels Yeah it feels like The
world has grown cold Now that you've gone away
Leaving flowers on your
grave Show that I still care But black roses and Hail Mary's Can't
bring back what's taken from me I reach to the sky And call out your
name And if I could trade I would
And it feels And it feels
like Heaven's so far away And it stings Yeah it stings now The world
is so cold Now that you've gone away
I Choose
Look at me I'm fallin' Off of a cliff now I can still
hear my mama yelling No No No But the words mean nothing Can't catch up to
me now And the view is so beautiful All the way down When I was a
little boy Suckin' juice from a bottle Believing my perceptions were oh so
real But I don't know nothing Still knowing nothing Was just enough for
me to know the way I feel This is life What a fucked up thing we
do What a nightmare come true Or a playground if we choose And I
choose
Look at me I'm swollen Like a banana fish now I'm never
gonna make it out of my hole But I keep on laughing Doesn't really
matter There's dozens of reasons for explaining my soul When I was a
teenager Suckin' booze with the Vatos Discussing who was gonna live to be
21 They said they wouldn't make it They didn't make it We're all naked
when the day is said and done This is life What a fucked up thing we
do What a nightmare come true Or a playground if we choose And I
choose
Don't know who made this all come true But now while you're
here You just gotta do what you gotta do Now if I wasn't such a
weenie Do you think you'd still love me Pretending I'm an airplane on the
living Room floor But like a lovely generator You stand right by
me And if words were wisdom I'd be talking Even more So I keep on
falling As I'm looking back above me Watching as my mama just becomes a
little dot Now I'm like DeNiro I'm amarillo And I'll never know when I hit the ground
Intermission
All I Want
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Day after day Your
homelife's a wreck The powers that be just breathe down your neck You get
no respect You get no relief You gotta speak up and yell out your
peace
Chorus:
So back off your rules Back off your
jive Cause I'm sick of not living To stay alive Leave me alone I'm
not asking a lot I just don't want to be controlled That's all I
want All I want All I want All I want
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah
How many times is it gonna take Till someone around you hears
what you say You try being cool You feel like a lie You've played by
their rules Now it's their turn to try
Chorus
I've said it
before I'll say it again If you could just listen then it might make
sense
Way Down The Line
Nothing changes cause it's all the same The world you get's
the one you give away It all just happens again Way down the line There
is a chain that's never broken You know the story it's sad but true An
angry man gets drunk and beats his kids The same old way his drunken father
did What comes around well it goes around Nothing changes cause it's all
the same The world you get's the one you give away It all just happens
again Way down the line
At 17 Shannon is pregnant As young as her
mom when she had her Her kid is never gonna have a dad The same old way
that Shannon never had What comes around well it goes around Nothing
changes cause it's all the same The world you get's the one you give
away It all just happens again Way down the line And all the things you
learn when you're a kid You'll fuck up just like your parents did It all
just happens again Way down the line
And welfare moms have kids on
welfare And fat parents they have fat kids too You know it's never gonna
end The same old cycle's gonna start again What comes around well it goes
around
Don't Pick It Up
I saw a little kid As he walked around He picked a candy
bar up Off the ground He chowed about a half Then his face turned
blue Turned out that candy bar was doggy-doo Don't pick it up I
say Unless you can throw it away Don't pick it up I say You're gonna be
bummed that you went that way
You're out there makin' bacon No
scrutiny You mess around too much And you got VD You know you never
think And you're sore today You're gonna take it back to
California Don't pick it up I say Unless you can throw it away Don't
pick it up I say You're gonna be bummed that you went that way
My
friend was kinda hurtin' For a girl to try He saw one that looked like
Pat On Saturday Night Live It had a pair of thingies But a mustache
too Not clearly male nor female So now what to do Don't pick it up I
say Unless you can throw it away Don't pick it up I say You're gonna be
bummed that you went that way
Amazed
Sometimes I think I'm gonna drown Cause everyone around's so
hollow I'm alone Sometimes I think I'm going down But no one makes a
sound They follow And I'm alone Yeah if I make it I'd be amazed Just
to find tomorrow One more day and I'd be amazed Just to see it
waiting And if I make it I'm still alone No more hope for better
days But if I could change Then I'd really be amazed And when you know
you can't relate To one more shiny face Your heart breaks No one
cares And when you know you can't go on Cause everything is wrong Your
heart breaks But no one's there
Change the World
I see the way the salesmen stare into the sun I stood and
watched them as they fell off one by one And everyone's so blind They're
not to help mankind Reach into your bag of tricks and pull another one You
don't want to change the world Like you say You're in it for
yourself No one else You're ready Saving yourself You're gonna
change the world You're ready Saving yourself You're gonna change the
world Now when the day is set they'll line up all the same And those that
need the most will never get or gain The ones you call your friends Are
failing you again Reach into your bag of tricks and make it go away You
don't want to change the world Like you say You're in it for
yourself No one else You're ready Saving yourself You're gonna
change the world You're ready Saving yourself You're gonna change the
world And since you ain't what you say Then just go away Cause some
don't lie Some don't lie Go on now they won't tell Go on now and save
yourself
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